sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
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please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you
(via voicedance)
“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”
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to the people who are following me
- thank you
- im sorry
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tumblr has given me the ability to laugh without actually laughing
(Source: coinciquency, via inashowofhearts)
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
(via voicedance)
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
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I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
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